(二) 某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。 一日上街不慎與一老外相撞, 忙說:I am sorry. ﹝我很抱歉﹞ 老外應道:I am sorry too.﹝我也很抱歉﹞ 某人聽後又道:I am sorry three.﹝...?!﹞ 老外不解問:What are you sorry for?﹝你為什麼抱歉?﹞ 某人無奈道:I am sorry five.﹝...=_=...還要繼續six...seven..?﹞
(三) 某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,要填表,有一欄是sex﹝性/性別﹞ 該男思之久矣,毅然下筆:once a week。﹝一周一次﹞, 簽證官觀後曰:This item should be filled in with male or female.﹝這欄應該填寫跟男人或是跟女人/這欄應填寫男/女﹞ 該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下﹕female。﹝女﹞ 官楞之,曰:Shouldn't it be male? ﹝你不是應該跟男的嗎/你不是男的嗎?﹞ 男急釋曰:I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.﹝我是正常的男人,所以我跟女人做愛﹞